It was an exciting day for archeologists (you have to understand what a normal day is like for these guy first though!)….as there was an amazing new find in what is thought to be the cradle of civilization.
Apparently it is challenging all the conventional thinking on what it is to be human because many archeologists feel that the key differences between humans and our ‘ape-like’ ancestors was the fact that we would bury our dead. Now, I don’t want to necessarily be a spokesperson for the human race but I’d like my species to be known for something other than the fact that we bury each when we die.
From a pure marketing standpoint I feel this has a limited brand value proposition. I’d rather focus on things like hockey, our universal love of ABBA, and the fact we invented nail clippers.
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And in other news Donald Trump announced the following
- John McCain is not a hero
- He wouldn’t want to wake up every morning to see Carly Fiorina
- Mexico immigrants are quite often rapists and criminals
- Lindsay Graham’s cellphone number
Scientists are busy checking in to see the link between the find in South Africa and the race for the 2016 US elections which just last week seemed a lot more tenuous.
Hmm..notice anything here?
pucksense 