President Trump Announces Wall to Keep Canadians out
June 15, 2017
After a series of intense meetings with Prime Minister Thomas Mulcair, US President Donald Trump announced today that the United States will be building a wall on the Canada US Border to keep illegal Canadians out of the country.
“Look……we can’t have these Socialist hoards assembled on our Northern Border. And they are not sending their best. Sure there are lots of nice people there – people who apologize a lot – but there are a lot of bad guys too ……..like we got Justin Beiber and, of course, Brad Marchand” said Trump just days after finishing the wall between Mexico and the United States.
“Mr. Trump seems to think that good fences makes good neighbours, or neighbors, but we have some real issues on this” said Mulcair. “The Ambassasador Bridge we are building them in Michigan will get trapped on the other side of the border and we won’t be able to get our Hockey Players back into the country easily” said a concerned Mulcair hearkening back to the days of Dunkirk in the Second World War.
“They seem to think that they can just slip their comedians, singers, hockey players and computer programmers into our country without us noticing, but they can’t. They just can’t get into their private jets and fly across the border. They need to get in line behind everyone else at the little border station just north of Minot, North Dakota”.
“He didn’t like ObamaCare” said Mulcair, “ and he said he wasn’t going to put up with Mulcair Care” standing in front of the new Tommy Douglas monument in front of Parliament Hill.
“I even told him about Keifer Sutherland” said a pensive Mulcair. “Not sure what else I can do on this one”
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