List of Top 20 Comments overheard during recent Russian exhibition hockey game in which Russian president Vladimir Putin scored 6 goals and 5 assists in a 24-5 win!
“He is a real sniper. No, he IS a real sniper”
“Two minutes for interference…..in a free and open society in the Ukraine…..just kidding!”
“I haven’t seen this many checks since we invaded Prague in ’68”
“He really hasn’t been the same since Farley Mowat died”
“oh no..not another goal. We have to listen to his theme song Rah, Rah Rasputin again”
“Have another Vatrushka you fat piece of lard!”
“I’d like to put a couple of Kyusha rocket launchers on the side of that Zamboni”
“Two minutes for holding…….his head under water during pre-game speech!
“Sudden death? Every game involves sudden death in this league”
“You guys will be called NATO …cause you have no defense! HA,HA,HA”
” You could go to Siberia………or read the Canadian Prime Minister’s book on some obscure Toronto hockey team….your choice”
“Tweet, Comrade Putin is offside……..no …….actually everyone else is offside….change ends, change ends!”
“You have to love these outdoor Winter Cossacks”
“I said Bure…….not bury”
“Six goals is fine by me….do you want to tell him about the Gretzky rule …twice?”
“Yes….Esposito fell down right there…on that spot”
“Na, na, na, na, na, na ………hey,hey, hey goodbye ……..for good”
“Comrade Putin….tell us that great story again about the 1972 series when we beat Canada 4 games to 3 with that exhibition game at the end”
“Is that jerk Marchand playing here today?”
“Comrade Putin does not wear supporter cup……..he has ‘mounds of Stalin’ ….just look what he did in Crimea. He put the Crime in Crimea!”
“Go and tell Ovechkin he has to backcheck today”
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